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Because I have a bad feeling that I fulfill some of them, but certainly not a lot of them.
I mean, I have no interest in this
But I also have no interest in this
So, what should a Jalop never say?
A note: this article should in no way be taken seriously.
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Paul Thompson did nothing wrong
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"I hate cars"
other then that...free reign. EG: I cant stand the manual hatem, the hate for VAG products (really...they are fine) or the fact tht the FiST is essentially god. But I like brown manual wagons, and I'm broke, like 99% of us :D
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The Camry, Corolla, and Prius are all perfectly acceptable commuter cars, especially if you like cars that never die. The Ecoboost Mustang is better than the V6. Lifted trucks aren't bad. Out of the Camaro, Mustang, and Challenger, I would own a Challenger. The LS isn't the second coming.
I agree with all of these.
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Brown, diesel, manual, Miata, station wagons are stupid.
DCT is superiorto to manual in every way.
I don't want to drive a manual because it is incredibly inconvenient given my extremely long, rush hour commute.
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Nothing. I think that's the key.
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So do I.
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I really like the Juke and attempted to buy my car in pink. They're pretty unjalop possibly.
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I agree with #3.
*ducks in cover*
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As a rule of thumb, the more unique a car is, the more Jalop it is. Exceptions are the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet and Youabian Puma. I think the Juke is Jalop especially the Nismo.
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The Nismo RS is the one I really want, I ride past a Nissan dealer daily so I always see them for sale.
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I like manuals, but will only find them necessary until really good DCTs are affordable for me.
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Is that like an Xbox Live code or something at the bottom?
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I don't know but I see it at the bottom of many Jalopnik articles.
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I drive an automatic 13 Civic sedan
I don't like the miata all too much
I love the Murano Crosscabriolet and really any convertible in general over the coupe counterpart
I'd rather have luxury than speed
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Huh. First I've noticed it.
And to answer your question, I think the only thing you could say that would make the rest of us hate you would be "Your car is stupid." or anything along those lines. "His/her car is stupid" is totally fine as long as he/she can't hear you, though. :P
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I don't hate you or think you're intellectually inferior just because you drive a boring car.
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I can't wait for the manual transmission, natural aspiration, and drivers in general to be phased out. It's nothing more than going from A to B, why make it more complicated?
Also, I hate with a burning passion the: Miata, 787, Skyline, Defender, Deuce 1/2, Kei cars, Lincoln Continental, any wagon, brown, diesel, Singer 911, Subaru SVX, Hilux, Regal GNX, Hellcat, and McLaren F1.
/thatwassarcasmbutkickthisguyoutofjalopnikifreal
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I don't get manual transmissions.
I really like those stick-on vent things on the sides of cars these days.
My Prius is perfect.
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As do I. I own a lifted Econoline 4x4 after all.
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Ford isn't making one car that's interesting or beautiful.
New NSX>Ford GT
Cadillac is the company that needs a serious kick in the ass, not Lincoln.
Tesla's are just Prius's for rich douchebags.
I think the Miata is an uncomfortable overrated piece of crap.
Station wagons will always be uglier than their sedan or coupe counterparts.
Brown cars just look like rolling turds.
Manual gearboxes are not the answer and in fact are more of a hindrance in certain cars.
Pontiac died for a reason.
RWD is not the answer to everything.
The big three didn't kill Preston Tucker, he was just too ambitious for his own good.
Well, time to just walk away, load up my rifle, and defend against angry Jalops in brown diesel Miatas.
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Cars are stupid, and everyone should just have motorcycles: faster, cheaper, better on gas, easier to maintain.
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Miata, more like Meh-ata.
Volvos older than like 2010 are ugly boxes. Square died in the 90s Volvo.
I'd rather buy a used Cobalt SS/TC or Caliber SRT4 than a Focus or Fiesta ST.
I'd rather have an SUV over a wagon.
Saab is dead, get over it.
Not everything needs an LS swap, no matter how good the LS is.
I prefer automatics to manuals. Own an automatic M3 actually.
I'd own a contemporary Lexus, Cadillac, or Infiniti over anything from the Germans.
Brown cars are fucking hideous.
Diesel isn't the answer to all our problems and doesn't make financial sense in America where it's generally more expensive.
Lincoln doesn't need help.
German car unreliability is over exaggerated.
FCA and GM are making more appealing cars than Ford currently.
There's nothing wrong with driving a beige box for DD duties.
Hybrids are technological marvels and the Pruis and Volt are underappreciated.
I foresee Tesla failing because of Musks cockiness and over promising and under delivering.
Thats all I've got right now.
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V6 mustangs suck, that's just straight up truth.
I also dislike wagons and SUVs/CUVs
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V6 Mustangs aren't really bad, and SUV's are the shit.
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The Prius is the pinnacle of handling and performance,
I love electric power becuase I love saving the world,
Going under the speed limit is the way to drive
you should be ashamed if you get speeding tickets
wagons are just half assed SUV's without the offroad prowess.
The CUV is the best of all cars.
I agree with none of these by the way, although i do love SUV's that are proper SUV's with a low range and real 4WD, not the pansy CUV's of today.
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My, how I love the new Porsche Macan and all of its options! I'll make sure to order it with color matching rod bearings.
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"I think the Camry is a "smart" purchase."
Say it, and feel your skin crawl.
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I LOVE THE MURANO CROSS-CABRIOLET